If I sleep too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain
so true !
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(Source: imleigh)
Fact: Ferraris need to consume one human infant per week to maintain prime condition.
(Source: thelongestwhale)